Saturday, February 22, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
These are a few of my least favorite things
PEOPLE AND THE WAY THEY CHOOSE TO LOOK:
Comb overs
Topees (you know, man wigs)
Shaved heads, long beards
Full body tats
Multiple facial piercings
Curly (only at the ends) mustaches
OK, any mustaches
Mohawks on little kids
Kids wearing camo sweats to school (come on!)
Skinny jeans on not so skinny folks
Really high heels on anybody's feet (ouch)
Sandals with socks
ONE long fingernail (like on a pinky?) but others regular length--spooky
Nail polish that is peeling
Fake orange tans
Frosted hair
Pants below butts
Make up on children
Stage moms PUTTING makeup on children
Wigs on kids to make them look "sexy"--which in my opinion is criminal
Rings on every finger--make up your mind
Bling on anyone who is NOT a rapper
PINKY RINGS on ANYBODY
Plastic combs that hold up hair when you wash your face used as an ACCESSORY
Neck tats---ouch
Finger tats---HATE on one hand and LOVE on the other--again, make up your mind
PEOPLE AND THEIR SHINANIGINS;
People who pick their noses in public
Racists who don't even try
Liars
Christian Fundamentalists who are anything but holy
Polygamists
Those who cut you off in traffic
People who "kill you with kindness"---act one way behind your back and another to your face
Parents who brag about how SMART or ATHLETIC their kids are
Kids who say "I'm rich" because their parents tell them that
Lazy people who won't even take a walk with you on a sunny day in the springtime because, according to them, they need to take a NAP
People who drive right up NEXT to their houses and won't walk the 20 feet from the end of the driveway
People who drive right up NEXT to the supermarket for the same reason
PET PARENTS who treat their dogs better than their own KIDS
Smokers
Drunk Drivers
Married men in bars who try to pick you up with one of two lines, "I'm unhappily married" like it's HER fault or "My wife and I have an understanding" like it's OK to cheat, she knows he does it and she's OK WITH IT!
Posers
People who scoff at homeless people
Comb overs
Topees (you know, man wigs)
Shaved heads, long beards
Full body tats
Multiple facial piercings
Curly (only at the ends) mustaches
OK, any mustaches
Mohawks on little kids
Kids wearing camo sweats to school (come on!)
Skinny jeans on not so skinny folks
Really high heels on anybody's feet (ouch)
Sandals with socks
ONE long fingernail (like on a pinky?) but others regular length--spooky
Nail polish that is peeling
Fake orange tans
Frosted hair
Pants below butts
Make up on children
Stage moms PUTTING makeup on children
Wigs on kids to make them look "sexy"--which in my opinion is criminal
Rings on every finger--make up your mind
Bling on anyone who is NOT a rapper
PINKY RINGS on ANYBODY
Plastic combs that hold up hair when you wash your face used as an ACCESSORY
Neck tats---ouch
Finger tats---HATE on one hand and LOVE on the other--again, make up your mind
PEOPLE AND THEIR SHINANIGINS;
People who pick their noses in public
Racists who don't even try
Liars
Christian Fundamentalists who are anything but holy
Polygamists
Those who cut you off in traffic
People who "kill you with kindness"---act one way behind your back and another to your face
Parents who brag about how SMART or ATHLETIC their kids are
Kids who say "I'm rich" because their parents tell them that
Lazy people who won't even take a walk with you on a sunny day in the springtime because, according to them, they need to take a NAP
People who drive right up NEXT to their houses and won't walk the 20 feet from the end of the driveway
People who drive right up NEXT to the supermarket for the same reason
PET PARENTS who treat their dogs better than their own KIDS
Smokers
Drunk Drivers
Married men in bars who try to pick you up with one of two lines, "I'm unhappily married" like it's HER fault or "My wife and I have an understanding" like it's OK to cheat, she knows he does it and she's OK WITH IT!
Posers
People who scoff at homeless people
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